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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    :laugh:
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Are you saying...

    "Please picture me as a 63 yr old male fatty"

    or...

    "Please picture me as a 63 yr old male, fatty"

    ...cos there's a difference in meaning.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Either way, you don't really want to be picturing 63 year old naked men. Do you?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have no soul. So am exempt. Oddly, av never been a jealous type of a person.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was just seeking clarification on the point that she may be calling me a pudney.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You're jealous of everyone with a full set of digits.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    No need to get personal <grr>
     
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  8. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    ER cannae get laid <laugh>
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Fraid you missed it saggy pish flaps.

    Im seeing a lovely woman who is 38. And I will be 38 on the day of Maggies funeral.
     
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  10. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    You drip of unwanted man stench, you smelly aud ****er. Get back to your zimmer frame.
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the interest though.

    Im afraid I dont do ***** fatties with flaps like hinging mince.

    Toodle pip.
     
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  12. bigfattiger

    bigfattiger Well-Known Member

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    once went to the gents on a 2nd date and followed through unexpectedly at the urinal. ditched my boxers and saw the evening through commando. went back to hers and humped her but then as I genuinely liked her, I politely refused a morning BJ as to not offend with the residual aftermath of the aforementioned follow through.
     
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  13. Rachel Tension

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    Simply excuse your self go to the toilet climb out the window **** off never to be seen again
    go home and drown your sorrows with a 1ltr of glens cheap vodka never to speak of your misfortune again or u could just go all out n start spreading hot **** all about the birds face
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You make me horny.
     
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  15. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    This is exactly how i imagine you look Shameless..

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    What if the bird does a shat while you are humping her? Do you carry on regardless?

    Personally, I would just plough on. I have a rubber undersheet just in case this sort of thing occurs.
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'd play it by ear. If the shag was a bit below-par, I'd probably bail. But if it was otherwise satisfactory, I suppose I'd soldier on.
     
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  18. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Whatever floats your boat <ok>
     
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