Are you saying... "Please picture me as a 63 yr old male fatty" or... "Please picture me as a 63 yr old male, fatty" ...cos there's a difference in meaning.
Fraid you missed it saggy pish flaps. Im seeing a lovely woman who is 38. And I will be 38 on the day of Maggies funeral.
Thanks for the interest though. Im afraid I dont do ***** fatties with flaps like hinging mince. Toodle pip.
once went to the gents on a 2nd date and followed through unexpectedly at the urinal. ditched my boxers and saw the evening through commando. went back to hers and humped her but then as I genuinely liked her, I politely refused a morning BJ as to not offend with the residual aftermath of the aforementioned follow through.
Simply excuse your self go to the toilet climb out the window **** off never to be seen again go home and drown your sorrows with a 1ltr of glens cheap vodka never to speak of your misfortune again or u could just go all out n start spreading hot **** all about the birds face
What if the bird does a shat while you are humping her? Do you carry on regardless? Personally, I would just plough on. I have a rubber undersheet just in case this sort of thing occurs.
I'd play it by ear. If the shag was a bit below-par, I'd probably bail. But if it was otherwise satisfactory, I suppose I'd soldier on.
