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Gervinho deal agreed, advisors stalling

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ryan917, May 23, 2011.

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  1. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    might as well get in on it <sheepsmiley>

    if we sign him i'd nail my testicles to a propeller and shout chocs away


    Kingo cheque wrote out <ok>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, May 23, 2011
  2. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    If we sign him, I will give fellatio to a randy honey badger whilst flicking the bird to Tiote!!
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    You mean she isn't going with you?
     
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  5. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Nope, lads few days away.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Chocks away and whatever else goes with it.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    In that case I'm surprised she hasn't already performed the op herself.
     
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  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    Lads lads lads. I hate to be the one that points it out but cutting off your balls isn't really gona improvew the chance of Gervinho signing. Infact it might just scare him off
     
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  9. Donkey Toon

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    And I'll attempt to snog a crocodile whilst it is in a death match with a polar bear.

    We are going to have to sticky this thread just in case. There's lots of promises here that should be entertaining.
     
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  10. KingoStarr

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    We were going to throw the scroti is that the plural? at him when hes announced like confetti
     
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  11. TheLittleGeordie

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    Oh, well in that case by all means continue
     
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  12. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    laughing my head of so much
     
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  13. KingoStarr

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    Well I haven't promised by sac as of yet so I am safe.... although I am cutting off tash's
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    His advisors are no doubt waiting to see who'll cross their grubby little hands with silver!
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Can I have a seat in the front row?
     
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  16. Chappaz

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    I wonder if this is what all of the football related threads are going to turn into now the season is finished...
     
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    Chappaz, May 23, 2011
  17. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I've just asked cwarr07 if he has any information about what wages Gervinho is now on and how much he'll be asked for
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, May 23, 2011
  18. KingoStarr

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    Yes all proceeds are going to me, if anyone else would like the scrot removal service done for the shower of sacs at SJP for gervinho let me know Ill sort it out
     
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  19. TheLittleGeordie

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    Hopefully they won't all be about mass castration
     
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  20. Heavy Metal Toon

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    btw what connection does cwarr07 have with NUFC? Who is he?
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, May 23, 2011
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