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Which country is the worst at war?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It is a spastic thread and you're a total and utter spastic.

    I'm still commenting because it's something to do.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You have a point there.

    What is the tipple in The Seychelles?
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Countries where drinking is prohibited (ie. Muslim countries) = really **** at war <ok>
     
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  4. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    So it couldn't be that bad if you are actively participating in the discussion. :)
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    What about the Republic of Ireland?
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    They're untested in the field.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Good at killing themselves though.

    Must be the lack of drink.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They're the exception that proves the rule.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye, well they can't drink themselves to death and there is sand literally everywhere. I'd be pissed of too.

    Especially once you include all that praying in a certain direction ****e.
     
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  10. Roquefort Junior

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    The Crusaders were pretty ****e. *****ls have to be up there with the best of 'em.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    We're just a peacekeeping force and the odd bit of bin collecting but Ireland on the other hand not great with Vikings,Normans and British giving us a going over.You could argue that there was some successes<whistle>
     
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  12. King Shergar

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    The Germans were actually pretty good at war, they would have taken over the whole of Europe on there own, with only the 'help' of Italy, and I use the word 'help' lightly as if anything they hindered the Germans. As the Germams waisted valuable time bailing Italy's arses out in the Balkans, which delayed there attack on the Russians, which ment the Germans had to invade Russia in freezing conditions during the winter. Had they gone a few months earlier as was planned they easily would have succeeded. Even then though the Germans still would have conquered Europe had America not come and bailed us all out.

    The worst fighters have to be either the French or the Italians. The French army was so backwards during the First World War that they were dumb enough to attack the Germans on horse back, and in the 2nd World War they were rolled over by the Germans within weeks. The Italians weren't great either, they were better at running rather than fighting :biggrin:
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    An auld guy I used to work with used to tell stories about fighting in WW2. He said he went into the bushes for a pish one night and came back with 20 tally prisoners with just his dick in his hand. He loathed the tallies. <laugh>
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    They probably asked to gam him in exchange for a chip shop in Edinburgh after the war.

    Known ****s the Eyeties.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Quite so.

    Actually am no that keen on tallies maself. Whenever av met any abroad they've always been rude loud ****ers.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    WAR:

    a. A state of open, armed, often prolonged conflict carried on between nations, states, or parties.
    b. The period of such conflict.
    c. The techniques and procedures of war; military science.

    Are you suggesting that The French under Naploeon did not further the Art of War? Similary are you suggesting that the Yanks should be marked down as failures because they lost a couple of conflicts?


    If Messi has 10 bad games in his whole career does that mean you could argue he was no good at football?
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    We really have the Japanese to thank for that.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Lighten up oldster.

    I worry about you, I really do.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Cool it Gramps, don't want you having a Connery.
     
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  20. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I don't think this is the right place to be arguing about Ireland.
     
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