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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Imagine you went out on a date for the first time with a sultry vixen and midway through the night, with all going swimmingly, you shat yourself?

    Doesn't bare thinking about.
     
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    User Deleted, Apr 10, 2013
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Unless she was into that kind of ****.

    Are you into scat sex bealy?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 10, 2013
  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    If ever someone was lining you up to post scat porn this was the moment.
     
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    gas, Apr 10, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never did ma sex life any harm.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 10, 2013
  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Awww no Millhouse.

    Finally out on a 1st date after Kirsten dumped ya and you **** yourself.

    Buddy you have no luck at all.
     
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    Medro, Apr 10, 2013
  6. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Comedy gold Medro.

    Seriously.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Don't see the problem as long as it all goes in her mouth.

    Waste not, want not.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 10, 2013
  8. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    So you weren't out on a 1st date and you **** yourself?
     
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    Medro, Apr 10, 2013
  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Maybe she took her clothes of, and as he looked down thought '****, she's been hit by an axe'?
     
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    Commachio, Apr 10, 2013
  10. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    That ****'s kind-a weird n'all
     
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    Shameless, Apr 10, 2013
  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Are you actually a woman?

    Because you do a good job of hiding it Fatty?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 10, 2013
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It would be tragic mate. I've shat myself when I've been out with the lads, but obviously that's easily laughed off.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 10, 2013
  13. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Please picture me as a trangender male with bosoms in their mid-seventies.
     
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    Shameless, Apr 10, 2013
  14. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Please picture me as a 63 yr old male fatty
     
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    Shameless, Apr 10, 2013
  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Someone may have started a rumour that Shameless was a woman. No idea who though.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 10, 2013
  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    70 year old bosoms? What about the rest of you?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 10, 2013
  17. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    you've just signed your own death warrant <ok>
     
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    Tina., Apr 10, 2013
  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I don't picture you at all you ****ing spastic *****.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 10, 2013
  19. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    ... I changed it
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Jealousy will ruin a persons soul.
     
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