Me & my mate went bike riding the other day, then decided to have a race, I was winning all the way untill the final 50 metres, when he come racist past me & won, was bloody gutted. Ps i have a lisp.
What is wrong with being racist anyway? I loathe the Boyars and Ottomans with a passion, and I don't really like anyone else either. But how could I wage war, rape, pillage and impale if I was PC. Racism has its place, my friend.
I don't really mind the ottomans, it's those ****ing Basques. I need to bomb the **** out of those ****s one day...
Bombing eh? A coward's act. I fight my enemies face to face, sword to sword. But then again, you are a dirty Spaniard.
One thinks that Vlad's grasp on history is deeply and fundamentally flawed. Vlad da himpaler got 'is name coz 'e impaled faasands of 'is own people innit. de ememy tink that 'im so fackin mentul dat dem don't want to fite 'im innit. If you was da real impaler u wud 'ave known dat. butchu ain't is u? ****in' raasclaat
I'm going to let this one slide because you are a woman. No doubt you are premestrual or menopausal. But if you ever post lies about Vlad the Impaler on a public forum again, I will smother you with your own rat-like dogs. Then I will eat the dogs, and make Phillip the Greek queer suck my manhood. D'ya get me 'bruv'?
Listen to the lickle bwoi givin' it large. Dere ain't no boozers named after vlad but I gots dem named after parts of ones body. U don't got **** homie. U messin wid da wrong monarch 'ere badman