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Racist Thread.. Do Not Look If Easily Offended( you have been warned )

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, May 23, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Me & my mate went bike riding the other day, then decided to have a race, I was winning all the way untill the final 50 metres, when he come racist past me & won, was bloody gutted.

    Ps i have a lisp.
     
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  2. Vlad the Impaler

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    You should've killed him.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ****in' bigot and racist.
     
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  4. Vlad the Impaler

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    What is wrong with being racist anyway? I loathe the Boyars and Ottomans with a passion, and I don't really like anyone else either. But how could I wage war, rape, pillage and impale if I was PC. Racism has its place, my friend.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    **** off slitty eyed ****.
     
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  6. Vlad the Impaler

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    Slitty-eyed? I think you're confusing me with Khan or Tse Tung.
     
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  7. Francisco Franco

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    I don't really mind the ottomans, it's those ****ing Basques. I need to bomb the **** out of those ****s one day...
     
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  8. Vlad the Impaler

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    Bombing eh? A coward's act. I fight my enemies face to face, sword to sword. But then again, you are a dirty Spaniard.
     
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  9. BH1972RFC

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    One thinks that Vlad's grasp on history is deeply and fundamentally flawed.

    Vlad da himpaler got 'is name coz 'e impaled faasands of 'is own people innit. de ememy tink that 'im so fackin mentul dat dem don't want to fite 'im innit.
    If you was da real impaler u wud 'ave known dat. butchu ain't is u?


    ****in' raasclaat
     
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  10. Vlad the Impaler

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    I'm going to let this one slide because you are a woman. No doubt you are premestrual or menopausal. But if you ever post lies about Vlad the Impaler on a public forum again, I will smother you with your own rat-like dogs. Then I will eat the dogs, and make Phillip the Greek queer suck my manhood. D'ya get me 'bruv'?
     
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  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I also like the ottomans, ive got 1 at the bottom of my bed with fresh linen in it.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    I've got a big stiffy darlings.
     
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  13. BH1972RFC

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    Listen to the lickle bwoi givin' it large.

    Dere ain't no boozers named after vlad but I gots dem named after parts of ones body.

    U don't got **** homie. U messin wid da wrong monarch 'ere badman
     
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  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Translation required please!!!
     
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  15. Watery Fowl

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    Less of the jive talk bitch!
     
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  16. BH1972RFC

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    One got one dem bad boyz at da palace
     
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  17. BH1972RFC

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    U ain't street homes.

    Who da monarch wid da commonwelf....

    Liz.....You daaaaaaaamn right
     
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  18. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Can't stand Persians. That war lasted too long.
     
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  19. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    QE11, which of your sons is the hotter man?

    I quite like andrew
     
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  20. Watery Fowl

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    Damn girl, you sound like my kind of queen. How about I introduce you to my black bishop?
     
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