Wednesday 17th April

Will be a momentous day for two reasons. I have booked the day off to watch the Ceremonial Cremation of the greatest Prime Minister since Winston Churchill. What she did for the country was phenomenal.

The other reason? Well it just happens to be my birthday. I shall be 38. I'll have mixed emotions on the day. Quitely reflective and sombre and celebratory. I'm half thinking of getting the Ouija board out and making contact both with Baroness Thatcher and my dog which died in 1988 aged 13. My dog meant the world to me just like HRH meant the world to Britons everywhere.

 

Nae ****s buying it.

 

ER thinks his 'wumming' is witty

 

It's a typo, obviously. He meant 58.

 

It's not a wum sweet cheeks.

I am indeed 38 on the day they cremate Mags.

Do you seriously believe what you read on here.

Tell you what I'll get the beers in and I'll suck you off when they start the burning.

Me and you babes.

I'm already hard.

 

You said on an earlier thread that you were 11 in 1979 ER?

 

So. I'm a compulsive liar.

Do you believe me?

 

You are 44?

 

The Lady's not for burning!

 

Old senile ****s like him get easily confused with numbers.

His eldest kid is 38.

 

nope, eldest kid is 15.

 

Judging by ER's **** music taste, definitely 50+ and judging by his patter, erectile dysfunction issues, possibly an imaginary friend too.

 

We don't want to know about your victims ER.

 

Boring **** alert.

 

says the guy with the imaginary four kids.

wishful thinking *****.