How long before a pic of him surfaces wearing a Celtc strip surrounded by Saville and Torbet whilst eyeing up a young bhoy's dunger?
Is that Celtic mad Fred Talbot? They best hope he doesn't try and jump over to the island of Ireland.
Remember the time someone vandalised his map of the country Up there alongside Percy Thrower's Blue Peter Garden vandalism.
That streaker chap once jumped onto his weather map during a live broadcast. At least everyone thought it was a streaker, maybe it was one of Freds victims way of protesting.