Paris Brown. Cons: She's a bit tubby, not exactly an oil painting and greets like ****. Pros: She's 17 and 17 year old diddies can be a bit bloaty and they still bounce back. And nothing else at all, sir. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Ah wid. But only if she does herself up to look like the last picture. If she turned up looking like any of the other 3 then she'd be getting KB'd.
You're programmed to find birds repulsive when they're greeting. Darwinian Grief Monster Filtration in action, there
Teenage bird picked to be a Youth Czar for some Home County Polis force - a quick check through her tweet history by the papers finds her bragging about getting mad wi' it and putting hersel on cocks like a human shish kebab It's simultaneously a wee sin and strangely arousing
Belter. So she's a wee dirty? **** it, am changing my mind, I'd do her no matter which picture she turned up looking like.
Her excuses are belters: "I want to make hash brownies!" - It's a Scooby Doo quote "Been drinking since 1:30pm and racing baby walkers down the hall. Best job ever!" - I meant drinking water, as i was on a water diet which meant to i had to dirnk 2 1/2 litres a day "They're all ****ing ***s!" - Oh *** to the youth of today means 'uncool'. When i ****ed up as a kid, i just blamed it on a mate.
Pah, I checked her supposedly sexy tweets - it's just her choking for somebody to bang her after she's been out. Every young bird tweets those.
I'd be pissed off wi' a replacement bus service in all honesty. Not sure I'd blame it on "pikeys nicking the train track metal"
She looks like she's had the contents of a scabby old mattress dumped on her head. And she has the facial features of a fat Ronnie O'Sullivan. So, on the basis of these two statements, I am going to **** her just the once.
