Unfortunately I have a table booked for 8.. No pubs near it show football.. May accidentally re book table for 6.. Then catch the second half.. Christ knows.. I'm annoyed...
Also have to take into consideration I can't take this bird into town as can't be seen with her as if the other bird I've been seeing spots me then it's goodnight from me.. But nonetheless I like a challenge..
I would expect her to turn up wth a mate then both of them suck me off and alternate accordingly at my behest for me to even consider missing the match.
"Sorry love, the restaurant just called and have double booked us by mistake. Nowhere else will take us at this short notice. Don't worry, the pub round the corner does a wicked steak and chips" Job done P.S. When I find myself in times of trouble Stevie Me runs by me Looking for a transfer Stevie Me
Rats alive! That's a pickle, Sweats. I agree with Tag's sentiment and Swarbs' cunning... Bad planning all the same, bud. Go and flog yourself for the disgusting oversight!
The awkward thing is she really is a back up on the subs bench so to speak.. I'm thinking maybe take her for a pub lunch then offer to cook at my house an invite her round about half 8 by which time the football will be on an nearly finished...
The first half will be nearly finished. And by nearly finished, I mean about half an hour old. And you'll have missed that half hour cooking in the ****ing kitchen. The pib lunch sounds great, after that it all gies wrong. Have the pub lunch then get her on a train back home to Torquay and find a good pub and get trolleyed watching us win number four. It's the only solution.
Well, there's no way I'm venturing out. This place is strict United/Dipper country and the loudest cheers of any European night inevitably go to the oppo if they score against us. I hate other clubs' fans, I really do. I'm loving this site though boys. Far more scope for adventure than that other joint. So, it was Giggsy all along eh? Can I be the first to say, hand-on-heart, dib dib dib - THAT I COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING ****ING ****E about what he got up to outside OT. Some whorebag he shacked up with (I don't know because I can't even bring myself to read it and I haven't got a ****ing clue who she is) is all over the press. Does it really, honestly concern ANYONE who has a genuine interest in football and isn't a fame-sucking hemorrhoid, who pores over OK or KERPOW or whatever pile of old toss is going for 4 quid a pop on any given shelf in any given newsagent in any given pissant town? I presume his missus (if he has one, as I say I only give a **** about what he does on the park) knows about it already so it's not going to damage their relationship to any great degree. The fact I'm talking about it now makes me want to punch myself very hard in the testicles. Anyway, I'm off for a glass of (leftover) Pinot from yesterday's tremendous Sunday roast. I don't normally drink through the week but, you know what, **** IT!
By the way, do I have to set the 'swearing' option each time I log in? Could somebody of experience please enlighten me?
Wouldn't have thought so Sweats. He's been playing out of his skin for months with this hanging over him so he'll be reet.
How have you got pic to the side of your posts? I have a picture on my profile but it doesn't show with my posts? Also what are these achievements these other folks have and rep power? Whats all that about? Hope your right dude re giggs.. Well fair play to me I managed to create a really quite repulsive pasta dish for tea.. Washed it down with a bottle of erdinger... Lurvely.. when are you joining the ranks of the great unwashed dude? Am assuming sept?
How have you got pic to the side of your posts? I have a picture on my profile but it doesn't show with my posts? Also what are these achievements these other folks have and rep power? Whats all that about? Hope your right dude re giggs.. Well fair play to me I managed to create a really quite repulsive pasta dish for tea.. Washed it down with a bottle of erdinger... Lurvely.. when are you joining the ranks of the great unwashed dude? Am assuming sept?
You can give somebody rep by pressing the little star in the bottom left hand corner of any post, good or bad. If it is good, it will go some way into increasing their 'rep power' while bad rep would decrease it. The nice little addition is that you can add a little comment on a bad rep and they can see what the little comment says, but it doesn't say who said it, meaning you can say whatever you want and nobody would know who sent it to you. That is the theory of course..
