Just bumped into Stevie Bruce.........

and he te told me to keep up the good work, as it was my posts that inspired the top ten finish. He apparently tunes in daily to see what I am saying and takes advice from those posts. He has invited me to the next team building exercises and tactical planning and has asked Ellis Short to liase with me in future on financial investement matters.

I have been awarded a place on the Board for my contributions this season and in future, I will be making the club policy on behalf of Niall Quinn. The players have decided to ask me for advice on training and set plays and I will be setting individual training regimes for certain players. As the newly appointed Chief Scout, I will also be heading up the recruitment drive this summer and also establishing an International profile along with Mr Milliband, who has also become dependent on my words of wisdom.

Ellis, or ES as I call him, has just admitted that were it not for me, the club may well have gone under recently and Iam led to believe that the Freedom of the City of Sunderland is about to be bestowed on me, for services over and above the call of duty.

All in all, a busy summer for me going forward then...............................





............................................Which is nice

The author of this article reserves the right to deny and change his mind on all, or some of the above and is in no way responsible for its contents or validation. Lol

 

So does Chris lose his job then?

 

And I am checking your ip address to see if you are indeed Big Chris

 

Theres no one named Chris at the club though......Lol

 

class

 

Haway Syd - sometimes you say the most unbelieveable things........Lol

 

do not associate me with such vile creatures

 

as his mum cried upon seeing him for the first time..

 

you should be on stage


sweeping it !!!!

 

Are you saying that he has been taking the Chris out of us all this time?

 

You can take the club out of Chris but you cant take soemone who isnt there out of the club....Lol

 

It's no coincidence that 'Chris' and 'Christ' have 5 letters in common...

 

Yes but one was supposed to havve performed miracles ,the other one spouts rubbish

 

Cest, can I sit in a box at the first home game please??

 

Nee bother son.

Just mention my name and say I said it would be okay!

Mention Chris and they probably kick the ****e out of you.

 

So Cestria is virtually taking over the running of the club. Oh we are doomed I tell you. DOOOOMMMMEEEEDDDD!!!!

 

According to some, thats precisely what has already been happening? (tongue firmly in cheek)

 

Well I will crawl round anyone who can get me in a box, may put a few quid behind the bar in the Chesters Cest, just ask next time you are in and a fre drink or two are yours.

 

Ha Ha