Schemie hingoot wid ye?

Now, bear in mind that this is a schemie hingoot wid ye.

Basically, you're stuck in an arse-end scheme where if it isnae pushing a pram, it's jailbait (and it might still be jailbait with the pram).

So, given that the choice of nanny on offer is fairly unpalatable and dental symmetry is a rarity...

Lisa Willis, the one on the right.

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Wid ye?

 

Not sure. Might get your fingers burned.

 

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Naw ... **** off Bib - she's rancid.

 

Low expectations, but

 

I'd take a gam from her ...

Ye'd probably get her pregnant if ye stuck yer boaby near her!

 

I would but only because I'm intrigued to see her cumface.

 

i'd let her drain me aff...

 

There were six in the bed and the little one said









"Do you smell smoke?"






Here's my apology: sorry everyone.

 

Let's face it Chapper, you'd pump Mother Teresa's dessicated ring piece without using lube.

 

and what would that be based on?

 

Probably a mortuary slab.

 

Your willingness to pump anything offered up on here regardless of quality. You're not the only one mind, plenty of shameless sods Wid too.

 

Or, at the very least, in a mausoleum of sorts

 

**** it, i'll no argue with that!

 

The three words that will improve anyone's life.


Lower.
Your.
Standards.

 

Ah wid

 

Would I?

Hell, no.

 

Probably, the other one looks like something off Dr Moreau's island.