It's because I want to help, we will beat this affliction together, you will be able to post on this board without mentioning anything to do with Liverpool and you will swear correctly, hold on there is hope.
If it helps then yes I rise to your bait, this is the first step in your recovery, we are not all evil some Liverpool fans are very nice. You can engage in conversation with them, they will not hurt you. Have faith.
Isn't that because you're banned from our board? This thread is supposed to be about reconciliation, by the way