Hitman Wanted

Several targets.

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If it's your wife, I'll do it for free as long as she cooks for me for a couple of days beforehand and I get to keep the corpse.

 

I'll do it for fun, that's how I roll. PM me the Targets.

 

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I can set you up with one, but I expect commission.

 

I thought we covered this? Can you beat FREE?

No, I thought not.

 

You need to pay for quality, especially when there is an execution taking place.

 

Is you disrespecting me home boy?

 

You bet your amateur ass I am(that sounds so wrong!)

 

But it feels so right? Are you turned on too?

 

get a room ffs

 

That's the plan.

 

FFS, this is not how I thought a thread about hitmen would end up going!

 

How's about 5 days of cooking and you can definitely keep the corpse? ****ing magic cook so she is. Unfortunately she's taken a wee lean towards Mediterranean themed food.

But I'll sort her out and make sure she makes yuo something authentic, like a beef madras.

 

The landlord of one of the village pubs round here talks a lot of ****. One of his claims is that he knows the "Nottingham Mafia" and could get someone taken out for three grand.

 

Easily done.

 

****ting masel, here, at the very thought

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To be fair, is Nottingham not the gun capital of Britain? Although, I do get your point that the term, "Nottingham Mafia" hardly fills you with fear!