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I'm gong to get sacked - advice needed.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Seems fair.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well in that case i'd want 10% of whatever commission you are getting from Sleepy because i'm giving him a kickback of my fee.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Why would I need you in this at all though, what are you bringing to the table?
     
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  4. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    FFS Monaco and Dev. This is not the way I like to do business. Stip bickering. You haven't even asked how many I want taken out yet!

    Here's the deal:-

    Dev:100%
    Monaco: 99.99%
    SSK: Happiness
     
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  5. A reference must not be negative so it is pretty much what they don't right that matters. Nowadays, they company that are requesting a reference oftem have set questions they want answering.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    **** that, the deal is off. You 2 can sort it out yourselves, you pair of amateur ****s, I shall enjoy watching your trial on TV.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I believe they're crying out for a new younger Michaela Strachan since she was the only one durrrrty enough to indulge in some cross-species sodomy

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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm out too, I don't work with amah tures
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "what they don't WRITE that matters"!
     
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  10. SleepySpecialK

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    Amid the hitman discussion there is a ray of sensible light.

    You don't belong here.

    Thanks for the advice though, maybe someone will give me a new job.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ach that's alwrite, that's slang.
     
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  12. SleepySpecialK

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    Which wud ya?
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    That is one lucky monkey! She looks like he's hit the right spot too. Wish my other half would have that kind of smile on her coupon when we did the beast with two backs!!
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. She looks rough as a badger's arse these days. We need some new blood.
     
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  15. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Say you took a sabbatical to try and set your own company up. By the time you looked into the market you realised it was unattainable and you need a more stable income.

    Or get a job that goes temp to perm. Sure they wont give a **** once they see you can work, and when you get your foot through the door BOOOM Do nothing but post on Not606.

    I can also arrange a hitman. Dont worry about Dev/mona we can get them knocked off first <ok>

    Or start your own hitman business. Looks like the market is calling out for it!
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She absolutely isn't what she was.

    I've got this wee thing for Julia Bradbury - she's not that young, a bit mannish and has a big nose but Lordy, Lordy, I bet she has the pelvic muscles of a world pee-holding champion.

    If she wants to spend some time being humped by lions and sex-starved camels, I'd happily watch.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Tough Guy Eh?

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  18. SleepySpecialK

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    "Say you took a sabbatical to try and set your own company up. By the time you looked into the market you realised it was unattainable and you need a more stable income"

    BEST ADVICE EVER, ta man.
     
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  20. SleepySpecialK

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    Stop fighting all of you, this is a business decision.

    Who has the ability to take them out?
    Who has the professionalison to take them out?
    Who has the tools to take them out?
    Who will do it wearing a spiderman costume?

    These essential details must be considered.
     
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