I'm gong to get sacked - advice needed.

If I get sacked which might happen next week, what will my reference be like? Wil it say anything or will it just state facts like "he worked from x to x"

Anybody know?

 

You can't say anything bad on a reference, even yours.

 

I'm going to bum you ssk.

 

Thanks ST, I hoped that was the case.

Can I lie to future employers and say I was made redundent or should I say something else?

 

What do you mean, "thanks ST"? It was me who said they can't say anything bad, ST said he was going to bum you. Ahh ok, I understand now.

 

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FFS, sorry Monaco. I've started drinking again and everything is a bit fuzzy now

THANK YOU MONACOGER.

**** you ST.

 

I hope your job doesn't involving spelling simple words correctly.

 

Maybe it does, and that's why he's being sacked...?

 

Nah, just programing computers to give students money. They'll just piss it up a wall anyway.

 

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I was a student and a programmer but I never managed to make a computer give me money?

 

Monaco gave the best advice, Monaco gave the best advice, Monaco gave the best advice, Monaco gave the best advice.

ST, you know Salmond. Can you him to stop me being sacked?

 

You never been to an ATM before?

 

Why do you think you are going to get sacked anyway?

 

Is that one of those european Arse To Mouth parties you go to on weekends?

 

I've never been to an ATM or a whore. Actually I have been to ATMs.

I bought new wheel trims for my car.

I can't put them on though 'cos my cable grips are too short.

I told the bitch to get some.

Wheel trim heaven tonight!

 

Go postal on their asses.

Turn up at work on Monday armed to the teeth (I have some links for pipe bombs) and kill all of your co-workers.

That's what I would do, get your retaliation in first.

 

No, they are on Tuesdays, never, I repeat, never at the weekend.

 

I suffer from depression which doesn't actually make me sad, it make's me a well crazy fecker.

Can't go into details but I've not exactly been a "Model Employee".

 

Fair enough then, ya ****ing nutcase!