Olympic Head and Shoulders and Tulisa Contostavlos Blow Job

My wife bought some soap which was made by one of the other "mums" that take the kids to school.

It's totally ****e. Doesn't froth, doesn't clean my bits.

So, here's my tip for you.

I have a massive bottle of "Olympic Special" head and shoulders. It's lasted for ages, I even bought it before the Olympics.

So when washing your hair with Olympic Head and Shoulders, use the disregarded foam from your head to clean your other bits.

Bints have told me how nice I smell and I don't even wear aftershave.

You're welcome.

No Tulisa Blow Job here. Bazinga.

 

Your wife has no nose.

How does she smell?

Like a combination of pish and dog farts.

 

Mmmm, not one of your best comebacks ST. Have a good sleep and then come back on the forum.

 

You're not worth the effort, to be honest.



(remember our old Friday afternoon slanging matches?).