The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Sorry. Foredeck dave?

 

I have a mouse in my kitchen.

Been an bought traps. Am sat in the dark waiting for the sound of it dying.

 

What are you going to do?

 

Move to electric avenue..

 

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Did you fix that mouse?

 

Oooooooooohhhhh ****kkk!!!!


Cringeeeeeeeee

 

Just woke up.. Will be checking my traps shortly.

 

1 nil to me..

Must have more than one living under my kitchen.. As 1 dead mouse but the bait (cheesy wotsit) had gone.

 

Get a cat. We had a great mouser called Malcolm but he's gone to join the majority.

 

I've got a dog that would kill a cat..

 

Funny that, as I've got a cat that's the size of a dog.

 

Not the size of a Staffie crossed with a boxer.. Unless you own a tiger.

 

Your dog is not as big as a Tiger.


Bobcat maybe? Just.

 

He does. Sabre tooth

 

Wasn't actually suggesting she was. Tiger was the first big cat that popped to mind.

 

Well yes, if you read what you posted literally you were.



Anyway, enough of that. The sun is sining and I think I might just have to play some golf tomorrow. Wash away the feeling of grime I have for that shambles on Wednesday evening!

 

I'm playing tomoro : http://www.ombersleygolfclub.co.uk/?pg=course

3:30 tee off.

My new golf shoes arrived yesterday along with my clip on towel and new glove and golf ball cleaner..

Also had a rummage in my cupboard under the stairs last night and found my golf tool to clean the clubs and pitch mark repairer. I have a putting device hich is a laser guide you clip on to the putter which i cant find.

Also been looking at buying a proper sand wedge ,

 

Not mine, but to give you an idea of the size;

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he is a big lad..

My Mrs's cat is about that big.

You seen in the papers today linking Moyes with a german team??