Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

You weird people

 

weird like queer?

 

No weird like dark skies

 

You are a very weird person Tigger, are you sure your Bi or are you a crazy man living in a pile of old books and newspaper's

 

You can only sleep two different ways 1. Leaning on your left arm facing left or 2. Leaning on your right arm facing right.

To the left of you is the girl of your dreams and she's perfect in every way.

And

To the right off you is tiger with a boner and lube.

What arm do you sleep on?

 

Have i won yet...

 

Why do you dream of Tigger with a boner next to you?

 

Nope.
Now answer the question Rod.

 

Dark skies is a weird film

 

It's a trick question because I would have to face him, I'm not having him behind me and he ain't having a go on my sheep

Anyway Tigger when your with your bi man, how do you work out who's bumming who first? Is it a flick of the coin? And does the last one to finish do the washing up?

 

do you cum here often?

 

does it whistle when you fart tiger?

 

8::: (-:::::8

 

When he farts he artexed the ceiling

 

It might even sound like someone blowing on a bottle

 

bit like your knob Antknee your rep is rising!

 

****ing cool, my rep has had a viagra

 

soaps were **** tonight.

 

Just been playing football with my Grandad when he said,

'The weather is shocking for this time of year'

I said,'tell me something I don't know'

He turned to me and said..

'Your gran's arse can take my whole fist'.........

 

Good point Rod.

I feel a little sorry for ass bandits, once the first one has shot his load up his lovers ass he most probably wants to roll over and get some sleep but the poor ****er has to roll over and take it up his rear end instead.