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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Sep 10, 2010.

  1. mind this weird one? well a saw a video last night that would make him wince it was totally insane. right up his street. worst accident ever. guy faceplants rocks after a cliff dive fail. the worst bit is when it cuts to the hospital and u see a close up of his face split in half right down the middle. am actually nearly spewin thinkin about it. the **** is still alive. says he survives in the clip. ad rather be dead. does anyone want to see it? some **** put it on face book last nite so you'll need to be a member to see it.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He loved his gore videos didn't he.

    When I first started with the mob I'm with now I had to do a course on grinding and cutting wheels when using handheld and pedestal grinders. They showed us a picture of a guy who didn't fit a cutting wheel properly and it came off and mangled his face. If you really want to see it go to Google images and search for "Grinderface"
     
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    I think I can just about get through life without seeing this Venom. But thanks for the offer anyway <ok> Wizgub took it too far
     
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  4. so who wants to see cliff face?
     
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  5. just googled Grinderface. times that by 50 then put it on a video then uv got the video am on about.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No chance then. I'm not squeamish, just don't see the point in gore. Someone showed me pictures of an Indian guy falling off a crane yesterday. I remember when I first got the internet rotten.com was the place to go if you liked horrid ****.
     
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  7. av seen alot of ****ed up **** online before but never been close to throwin up until last night. cany believe the **** put it on facebook. he's married ffs
     
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    The most ****ed-up thing I've ever seen was an abortion video when I was 12/13 years old. My mate stole a porno video off his dad and we were watching it at another boys house. To start with it was all fairly normal, 70's/80's German porn where they work in an office then everyone has sex in a jacuzzi for no reason. Then that ended and the abortion stuff came on.......I actually repressed this memory until a couple of years back.
     
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  9. ur mate's da is wrong
     
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    Yip, but he's a fat farmer from the Highlands, so obviously he's a sexual deviant. The funny thing is; for some reason he'd labelled his porn movies as "Police Academy" films. I definitely don't recall an abortion scene in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol <laugh> <laugh>

    I'm not even going to go into details because I'm not even sure anymore whether the stuff I remember is 100% real or not. It was definitely an abortion video though.
     
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    i've seen one of those beheading vids which is pretty messed up and one of a russian soldiers being stabbed in the neck by some chechen. that was ****ing awful, no idea what he was saying but you could tell he was pleading for his life. i've no idea why i watched it, really wish i hadnt now. its the same way i feel about first knight with sean connery and richard gere. you can never take it back.
     
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    Yeah that beheading video was ****ed-up. My mate showed me it on his mobile. What sort of **** wanders about with murder videos on his mobile phone? He didn't even tell me what it was going to be just went "Here, look at this, it's ****ing magic!"
     
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    i know what you mean venom, i draw the line at animal porn <ok>

    as in, just after animal porn. its hilarious.
     
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  14. right add all those videos together and think how sick that wud be. then watch cliff + face = split face. at one point the doctor closes his face up with his hands then justs lets go and shrugs his shoulders as if to say what the **** am a gony do with this ****? he's tryin to talk but he has no face. u can see his teeth thats about it.
     
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    think i'll give it a pass, it'll give me nightmares. before i killed my phone i used to have a video of a tiger shagging a woman with a tony the tiger voise over;

    "kellogs frosties. they're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat"

    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> You ever seen the "Pig Rapes A Woman" video? They're making a beastiality video and they try to take the pig off the lassie and it goes nuts and knocks the guys over then violently mounts the woman who starts screaming like ****. It sounds horrific but is actually funny as **** and totally understandable. If any of us were baw deep in a dirty wee hoor and two farm types tried to drag us off before we'd shot our load then I'm fairly confident we'd all act the same way.
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    did she like it?
     
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    **** knows, they've got a tattie sack draped over her back at first to stop the pigs hoofs from digging into her but when it starts to mount her the second time the sack falls off and the pig is squealing, she's squealing, there are farmers rolling about on the deck. The pig is giving it laldy.

    Like a really, really wrong Benny Hill sketch.
     
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  20. A want to see it
     
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