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Your Mamma So Fat......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Drain covers and cattle grids must be a nightmare for you.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I just get pished and fall asleep. And repeat again if on long haul.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I hate flying too - but it's a big wide world out there and it's the only way you'll see it. I once upset someone who was being particulalrly annoying by saying that it wouldnlt be a bad thing if the plane crashed as the global gene pool would benefit enormously. I'm a crabby old bugger when i'm stressed!
     
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    How did you know where my mum keeps the photo album?
     
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    Same here .. it's a necessary evil.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Me too. Am a nightmare when getting toward the end of a medium/long haul flight. The ex missus used to be in tears about how we've no even arrived on holiday yet and am ruining it for her.

    Fuxake. Excuse me for no waiting till we arrived to ruin it for ye.
     
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    <laugh> You inconsiderate ****!
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I had my moments <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> I duunno how I've never been nicked for getting so narky. None of my family ever get on a flight with me now - it's the loud comments aimed at the intelligence and tastes of fellow passengers that they think is a tad too far. They should see me whan i'm on my own!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    they should just have a combined allowance for passenger and baggage
     
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    I hate the c**ts that bag the elbow rest although I've been known to bag it myself:mad:
     
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    aye good stuff! never had to sit next to a fatty but not looking forward to it!

    contrary to popular belief i'm above average height and it always boils ma piss when some wee skinny bastard nicks the front row or emergency seats, gee us leg room ya dicks!
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Aye, the old elbow tennis. A battle of wits and nerve with a complete stranger.

    <laugh>
     
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    Leave us skinnies alone - we have feelings too you know <steam> <laugh>
     
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    aye that's another one, women with massive hand luggage that leaves no space for people who aren't early for the overhead lockers, love it!
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw we don't. We love being able to eat and drink what we want without getting fat. It pisses every other **** off. :grin:
     
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    i'm not hating skinny folk, i'm quite slim myself, just sounded better! normally wee old folk so can't be too mad at them
     
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    Liberal <grr>
     
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