No i had one this, offering me a box of fish fingers and a free trip to somalia, with all fishing included, for the reasonable sum of 250k pounds.. If i accepted within 64 hours i got a free rolex and swedish nurse.
Just had my usual email about Viagra....sad thing is..i'm getting that old, i've stopped deleting the bloody things just in case
He's invited me to a far right political rally, aimed at plotting the end of the civillised world as we know it if thats any help.
Dear Agent F-di-M, **** dis'a politic ****, I hear you like-a fat bouncy girl, no? Let's do Tequila and get a dee hammurred, d'en after we go ****-face and look-a for dee nise pussy. Paulo