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Gut rot

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  1. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Anyone got any quick cures. Been on the beer for the past few days and my gut is in bits, I blame the buckfast and white lightning. Rennies don't seem to be working
     
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  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Suicide is the only cure.

    Sorry :(
     
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  3. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    I was afraid of that
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Pepto Bismol but try not to get it on your furniture.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Plenty of bread to stodge you up.

    A nice, tall glass of man-the-hell-up!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 2, 2013
  6. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Every now and again I take a little fancy for some buckfast, or some strong cider - how did you manage to get on both of them at the same time?
     
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    Mick, Apr 2, 2013

  7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Lightweights shouldn't drink
     
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  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Buckfast before hitting the pub, cider for a carry out on the beach after :D
     
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    I thought they stopped making that
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Rub some scented oils into the walls of your vagina, then wear some fluffy pyjamas and get an early night...

    Or..

    You could man the **** up.

    <doh>
     
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  12. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Did they? Ages since I have had really bad guts.
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Rennie's are no use to man nor beast. Take some Zantac.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 2, 2013
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    Mick's twice in a day google chrome spelling shame <NowFixed>
     
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    Mick, Apr 3, 2013
  16. LEROY FER 10

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    Never never drink White lightning.
     
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