Chopped off while leering through a letter box at some scantily clad housewife. Yep, it's Gambol all right.
Good call. Nick one of those big red bags and wear a hi-viz vest and nobody questions you when you are peering through the windows. Should anybody question you all you need say is you got no response from the front door so you were trying to see if anybody was at home. Another cheap and effective perv excuse is the window cleaner. All you need is a ladder, a bucket and a sponge. You can put the ladder up to a window and climb up to have a nosey into the bedrooms. When the bird comes out of the shower with nowt on you can get an eyeful and when she screams and demands to know what you are doing you can say your boss made a mistake on the rota and you must have the wrong address. If you have balls of steel you can even front this with a cheeky "any chance of filling my bucket up love?" as part of the act. You never know, in true Robin Askwith stylee you might even get more than you bargained for from the sexually frustrated housefrau. That or 5 years in B-wing.
