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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Uni_Mackem_MAHons, Mar 31, 2013.

  1. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    My gran is the queen.

    I would meet you and snap you in half but my platinum cock is also a submarine, I'm currently miles under the ocean doing important toilet cleaning in atlantis (My dad owns it).

    In case you say your bed is also a submarine and you'll meet me down here I should warn you the signal is bad down here and I may not be able to organise a meet.

    However... My local, which you can catch me in at any time is the
     
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  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Think I lost signal as I was typing where you can meet me, sorry it's the...
     
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  3. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Well that was totally unbelievable.


    Far too literate.
     
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  4. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    u wot u bazterd. ill fok u rite oop. i iz ot ginge heed.
     
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  5. Calamty Jane

    Calamty Jane Well-Known Member

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    Could you get a catholic preist to look after your younger followers.They can keep a dirty secret.
    The stain that can never be removed.
     
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  6. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    DEATH DISCO - signal, i meet you, and your signal, i beat you both! who u to even be? DEATH DISCO - find your signal or i will cow-bite you
     
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  7. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Was 'the stain that can never be removed' your signature? It takes a lot of people a long time to get a signature that suits them as well as that suits you.

    Welll done.
     
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  8. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I bited a kow once. I'll do it 2 u 2 init.

    My teef r made from platenum.
     
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  9. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    They removed a stain from your mothers leg.



    Then realised it was you!
     
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  10. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Areet HOTRED where you been?
     
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  11. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    i been evrywere. I have impotent bisnis al ova the plase. Toilots needs cleenin. I cant have no holidays asz the wurld want stopp ****ttting.

    And the fasting fill pub. Ask 4 me. Ask 4 the squirrly litl **** wiv a smal cock an lady hands.
     
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  12. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    but i have silver teeth and a cosworth so **** you
     
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  13. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    lol
     
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  14. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    silvur iz 4 women. lyke the 8 im currently shaging. is like a shush kebab on my 14 fut cock
     
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  15. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    lol<laugh>
     
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  16. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    This totally. He's the gaffer and that's all that matters. His personal views are **** all to do with Hus job in hand and people who put that before our club should ask themselves if they'd let sexual preference or religious views get in the way (if he was a Jehovah's witness for example)? The only thing that matters is the club. OUR club. Politics can do one.

    Edit: have just read through the second page of this thread and woke my missus up laughing. Disco and effect.. Top class lads
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Whilst in employment for other clubs he's flicked the salute though.
    Ignoring politics... If he did that whilst manager for SAFC you guys will be dragged through the **** I reckon.
    You should have got a proven manager in IMHO.
     
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  18. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    nice one
     
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