Rio Ferdinand's ****ter

Full of spunk.

Those boys at Man Ure are mad for it.

 

You're an old ****.

 

Not really. I'm 35.

 

It's big it's round, it's pink inside, it's shaped like a big dish, there ain't no signs or cockels or musseles, but an awful spell of fish.

 

Monaco, your spelling is ****.

 

Started well, but fizzled out a bit

 

That is a very valid point, my learned friend, but I am still a Prod.

 

Correct, so, I am going to **** and cum on my stomach and the go to sleep.

 

That triple fakey shot for Rangers was awesome

 

Dirty bastard, but fair play.

 

What??

 

I saw one of Rangers goals on a **** off telly made of about 8 huge tellies put together in Tanzi bar...