Hi guys- The Ian Dowie Appreciation Thread (not)

a quick thought why do sky sports have people like ian dowie on soccer special, he was hopeless as a player, he cannot get his words out ugly as fxck and constantly spits/dribbles he is putting me off my lunch.

 

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have tweaked the title for you mate.

 

You are sooooo rude!

 

albert and that pic is the dogs hangers lol

 

the worst thing is.... Sloth seems the better looker.

 

Agreed mate he was on sky earlier good god he is one ugly chap, but the worst is his constant dribbling and spitting i bet he would make a good goalkeeper imagine that mush bearing down on you in a one on one situation.

 

It amazes me as to why Sky pick ex managers like Dowie to commentate on matches. They were crap as managers yet speak as if they know everything. If they were any good they would be in a job NOW.

 

Totally agree. REP!

 

Dead right mate bloody hopeless manager, crap footballer i think in one season the great buffoon scored more own goals then goals for his team.

 

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He takes on many guises does the mystical being that is Iain Dowie. It's rumoured that he emerges from the Wash on the extra day in February in leap years, to prey upon the unsuspecting townsfolk of King's Lynn. It is believed the only way to kill this foul beast is roger it silly with a sweet potato. Although, many brave men have tried and failed due to his vice-like grip strangling the noble men who have endeavoured to rid the Earth of this menace.

A sailor told me this in quaint old fashioned pub told me this on a cold foogy winter night.

 

Thats funny mate

 

Graeme Souness being a great example of this. The only good thing he ever did for us was bring Nobby Solano back from Villa.

 

Great vid on the coach to the game yesterday with all Solano's highlights.

 

Could have done with him yesterday.