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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 29, 2013.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    a little bit of fun as Derby day approaches.

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    Pards - 'I have two heads Marty so beat that!'
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pards 'Pick up my boots Marty... they're over there'
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    'I haven't hid Marty's false teeth ref, honest'
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Your party room is that way Marty
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    "Here you go Marty, it's the only sniff you'll be getting today."
     
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  7. mmmkay

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    its over the wall, it's over the wall, look at it marty, it's over the wall
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    "But miss, he started it. He said SAFC were the pride of the North East"
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 30, 2013
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    Quick! Pull my finger...<somersault>
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Mar 30, 2013
  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    :emoticon-0159-music"Don't go breaking my heart... Your line next Marty":emoticon-0159-music
     
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    I don't care what it says on the coat he aint 31,non non non alain that's games since a win,why thank you Yohan
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Mar 30, 2013
  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "Oh **** I hadn't planned for this. First he sets up to win and now he is active and changing things. We're ****ed." said Marty
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 30, 2013
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    " A bit lower, a bit lower, just a little bit lower......ahhhhhh....cheers Marty, I've had itchy bollocks since we went 3-0 up.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 30, 2013
  14. Busy Being Headhunted

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    why has that geezer got a Sunderland jacket
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted, Mar 31, 2013
  15. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    ...........'at least I've got a job Marty'
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "But don't let my show convince you
    That I've been happy since you decided to go
    Oh, I need you so, I'm hurt and I want you to know
    But for others I put on a show

    Now there's some sad things known to man
    But ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown
    When there's no one around, oh yeah"

    O'Neill being the clown of course :D Can't go wrong with a bit of Smokey.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 31, 2013
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "Your not singing anymore"
     
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    Dole Q is that way
     
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    Oi ref......REF......this ****er was sacked weeks ago....what the **** is he doing next to me ?
     
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  20. Rick O'Shea

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    So Alan, tell me about these 8 year contracts.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Mar 31, 2013
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