Plans For Weekend?

Anyone got any for Easter. Rolling eggs perhaps after decorating them?

Off next week and can't wait. Will have my daughter so that'll be great.

Another cracking day up here and hopefully more of the same next week.

 

I reckon I will probably get drunk and annoy people.

 

going to a stag do in inverness. **** knows why inverness the guy lives in scumbernauld

 

Surely Inverness is the better of the 2 though/

 

got a stag in 2 weeks in amsterdam

 

well that ****s all over inverness.

 

Drinks the night with a few chums, 2nd date with my lady friend tomorrow night, recovering Sunday, Sasha on Monday night, recovering Tuesday, back to stinking work Wednesday.

 

Did you get anywhere with her on the first date?

 

thats like saying chlamydia is better than gonorrhea though

 

It is far better though, especially for blokes.

 

All the way.

She was a nice wee quiet girl and then told me not to get her shots. Of course I got us a few jäger bombs and she transformed into a wee hornball. We were near humping in my mates da's taxi on the way home.

Took her back to the house & pumped for about 2 hours. Cock was red raw the next day & she was a little scundered cause her clothes were halfway up my stairs. Smashing looking wee bird, crackin ride & up for another round.

 

Can't be bad mate, can't be bad!

 

i have never been on a night out in inverness it doesnt strike me as the type of place you go for a good night out though.

 

I thought Inverness had a curfew? Don't think you can leave the pubs/dancing and go to another after a certain time at night.

 

A truly beautiful analogy.

 

Trust me gonorrhea's worse.

 

Do they have a curfew in Gonorrhea?

 

I was meaning that chlamydia is far better than gonorrhea, especially for blokes!

 

No ER.

My dick dripped 24/7.

 

ffs!