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  1. Snorlax

    Snorlax Active Member

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    Which past/present footballer would you love the most to punch in the face?

    I would say C Ronaldo.
     
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    Snorlax, May 22, 2011
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    Robbie Savage!
     
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  3. barnaby

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    Phil Thompson I would love to break his nose.
     
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    barnaby, May 22, 2011
  4. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Michael Owen...I hate him, just 100% hate him!

    Andreas Möller...He kicked out at Batty during euro '96 after Batty went to offer him a hand up. Then he scored the winning penalty. I was 7 years old and he was the first person I actually despised!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, May 22, 2011
  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Di Jong
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Damien Duff, even though he already looks like a downs.
     
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    u408379965, May 22, 2011

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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Gawd, don't you think it's bad enough already?
     
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    Duff was a traitor but I think I'd go for Owen and DeJong ahead of him.
     
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    mrs doubtfire
    garth crooks
    robbie savage
    gary neville
    all the mackem squad
    Damien Duff
    Mark Lawrenson
    de jong
    super sexy Mick McCarthy
    henry (wolves)
    Michael Owen
    Wayne (the missing link) Rooney
    Steve Claridge
    paul ****ing merson
    kenny dalglish
    kevin keegan (of late when he's whining like a bitch)
    SAF for chewing gum in an aggressive manner
    fat Sam Allardyce (no need to explain)
    Wee Jimmy Krankie aka Gordon Strachan

    i'll get back to you with part 2
     
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    Lee Cattermole
     
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    Robbie Savage
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Surely that's worth a ban? Certainly worse than anything Tash has ever said. <grr>
     
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    u408379965, May 22, 2011
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    Ronaldo, he is so vain its untrue, and he's far too arrogant, yes he is a quality player but he reckons he's the best player ever to play the game.
     
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    I just hate the image he puts on. Dives all the time like a ****ing girl.
     
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    Yeah definitely C Ronaldo, what a **** he is. Even his disgusting little face is enough to make any normal human begin to rage but add to the mix that everything he does is promoted with a sort of cocksure swagger of grandeur and superiority and you're tipping the iceberg of what to hate about this bellend. Watching his teeth go flying and his face mush up as anybody's fist slammed into it would be an image worth seeing.
     
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    Pretty much any player playing in the Spanish league.



    Including Xisco :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, May 22, 2011
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Anyone remember this:



    At least Middlesbrough contributed something to the Premier League before leaving it.
     
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    Ronaldo, without a doubt.

    Every other player/ex-player mentioned have their bad points, in particular De Jong, Karl Henry and Owen etc but Crissy Ronaldo is by far and away the most punchable.

    Wouldn't get tired of it, in fact, I don't.... Try it yourself and tell me it ain't therapeutic...

    http://www.punchaceleb.com/#Cristiano Ronaldo - 267

    Neil Lennon is worth a smack too mind.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, May 22, 2011
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    Owen. Then probably Giggs for being a twat and suing Twitter.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, May 22, 2011
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    Giggs and Owen would be next on my list like.
     
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