Its all been completed! Haven't you seen it? The state of the art burger van installation right near the players entrance!
They're gonna redesign the stadium to emulate Donkey Kong, barrels will be thrown down onto the pitch for Bale to jump over. Arsenal have also changed the Emirates, they've added cameras to the ladies toilets which Voyeur can watch from the dugout on his smart phone. The FA have sanctioned a tilting pitch at OT that can tilt either way depending on which half United play in and can be controlled by Fergie so the pitch looks level when he's pissed
Strange, I didn't think Bale would be around by then? For those genuinely interested, we have just reached agreement with the Council on regeneration funds and compulsory purchases of local properties, so it is looking like all systems go on our new ground. Just the small matter of securing CL football this and next season to make it all affordable.
I'm sure HIAG is putting together a solid case to bring to court against the hammers getting the Olympic stadium, in lego court
