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  1. wizered

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    Australian Beauties...

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    Poisonous Spiders in Australia 'The Dangerous Red Back'..
     
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  3. wizered

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    Don't worry shiny, this is just for you..<ghost>

    How many people die?

    Yes, Australia is an extremely scary place, isn&#8217;t it, how can you possibly expect to survive? Well, so far I have and I&#8217;ve been here since 2007! Not bad eh?

    grizzly bear 300x257 Australias Killer Creatures and DeathSeriously, I know we&#8217;ve got snakes, spiders, sharks, crocodiles, killer jellyfish and a whole host of other venomous critters, but look on the bright side. At least we don&#8217;t get lions, tigers, elephants, grizzly bears, hippopotamus or buffalo&#8217;s.

    Now let&#8217;s really get serious. Fear of Australia&#8217;s creatures shouldn&#8217;t even be a consideration. Let&#8217;s look at the facts
    &#9726;Snakes: With 41 recorded deaths between 1980 and 2009, snake deaths in Australia average out at less than two per year.
    * Spiders: Nobody in Australia has died from a spider bite since 1979 after the successful introduction of antivenom for all native species.
    &#9726;Sharks*: Accounted for 25 deaths between 2000 and (March) 2012 in Australia, about 2 a year.
    &#9726;Crocodiles: Historically, crocodiles account for less than one death per year here in Australia, although that is increasing slightly as the crocodile population rises following the ban on crocodile hunting in 1971.
    &#9726;Blue Ringed Octopus: Just 3 recorded deaths in the last century.
    &#9726;Stonefish: One unconfirmed death by stonefish in 1915.
    &#9726;Cone Snails: I could find no recorded deaths from cone snails in Australia whatsoever.
    &#9726;Killer Jellyfish: Jellyfish account for (at time of writing) 66 deaths since records began in 1883. The box jellyfish was responsible for 64 deaths, and the Irukandji the other two. It sounds a lot, but still less than one death per year, more like just half

    No problem aye.....:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  4. RedorDead

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    But don't worry al of the above are the lucky ones to die, rather than survive in excruciating pain for months or years after meeting one of those friendly animals <whistle>
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I dont go in the sea so only spiders and snakes can kill me :(
     
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    Sydney has a huge gay population so you might get ****ed to death <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    <laugh> .
     
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    This one is a bit strange..

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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Is it called a duckgillplatipus Or something like that
     
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    duck billed platypus...You got it...
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    That's the one

    Perry the Platypus
     
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  13. RedorDead

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    Who did you know that Shiny, percy is not in Spongebob is he?
     
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  14. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Perry the Platypus is in Phineas and Ferb, Cartoon I used to watch when I was young. I also used to watch spongebob too.
     
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    You are Spongebob Squarepants and Russ is Patrick <laugh>
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    and you're squidward because like him you have a cock on your face <laugh>

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  17. RedorDead

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    I do have a very big nose, so who know's <laugh>
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    God only knows
     
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    Probably why your mum likes sitting on my face <laugh>
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Probably why you like to eat your bogies
     
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