Article: Newcastle United V Manchester City Match thread Newcastle FC, Football

Not at all, I think it's admirable that the football community can share experiences. It's obvious that as real men we all sufffer from the aformentioned issue, however not anymore, this little contraption changed my life.

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Saves money on toilet rolls does it Jim?

 

You've got to love the viz

 

" Leaves your gusset lemon fresh "........


" Good night girls ".....said the blind man as he walked past a wet fish stall.

 

keeps you fit and lemon fresh at the same time!

 

If you like the viz, look up 'ski ****' it's also highly amusing.

 

Does it have human spacehoppers?

 

I thought someone had pressed the mute button when we played you at the sports direct bowl

 

Feeling a bit more positive about this game now that our injury crisis is now just a drama. City will have little to play for now that the title race is over. Hopefully Mancini will sabotage their efforts by playing them with 3 at the back again (LOL!). Think we could nick something, maybe Taylor to grab the winner at a corner? Sorry, thats just too far fetched...

 

A strong gust of wind can carry the ball into the net for me, as long as we win.

 

Hmmmmm, I have a bad feeling about this.

 

Trust me lads I'm a doctor, put your clothes in the corner next to mine.

We'll win 3-1.

 

Ok doc I trust you on the scoreline, but why do I have to watch the game like this with your finger 'there'?

 

Urgh

 

is krul back??

 

I'm not suprised. The away section often gets like that to be fair.

 

Iiiiiiiit's matchdaaaaa...... Oh. Hang on, we have a whole extra week to wait! Bugger!

 

it just doesn't feel right does it?

 

I know. Bloody international games interfering with the league.

Poor old AB has already set off for Manchester thinking we play today, bless him.

 

well as long as he doesn't take in a non-league game instead. Manchester isn't a place you wanna be dropping your pants!!