Medro's quest to become a father

Of course it will be consensual.

And yes it will last longer than 30 seconds, though it won't bother me how long it takes, as long as I plant the seed.

On another topic, early day for me because there has been security alerts from dissident republicans just outside Belfast.

What arsehole does this when there are blizzards outside and tailbacks for miles?

Anyway, I'm out early & headin home for few beers & watch Serbia - Croatia kick lumps out of each other.

 

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Medro's lucky underwear

 

I'm not having any of this Medro, your the sort who wouldn't even give a guy the courtesy of a reach-over.

 

I think it's when I say gies a photie of yer tits it all starts to go wrong.

 

It's no a reach over. It's a reach around. This proves you're a burd.

 

The birth of a new meme.

Medro-sexual

 

Just to let you all know my date went very well and I could be one step closer to fatherhood.

Now it's just a waiting game while my sperm works it's magic.

 

Imagine the child's disappointment when they turn 3 and realise their dad's a nowt more than a creepy dullfud.

There's still time to pullout

 

That's not very nice.

I think it's a bit late on my part to pull out.