Top Cop Writes to Herald About The Groin Brigade

Away back to yer hovel.

 

******** Impaired Vision has fallen out of his cardboard box.

Welcome

 

I just want to know what's happened to Cossy............

 

Rocket in failed attempt at being oblique.

What a fud

 

The forum copper appears to have taken a powder.........

 

I'd much prefer it if we were all friends.

 

Dry my eyes? What you talking about ya mad tramp? You think I'm crying over an Internet forum? I know you've been a member longer, I've only been on here a year but lately your replying EVERY post I make so what's that say about your recent activity?

I said yesterday I'd take myself on a two week break to try and think of something to outwit you and as usual you got all confused and started getting defensive about something I don't know anythi g about. But I'm the daft ****.

Now that is some high quality banter right there!

How do you do it? Is this another example of "rag dolling" that you speak of so much lately?

 

Group hug?

 

That would resemble a huddle. Count me out of that timmy pastime.

 

Plus you work regularly with diseases. Touching you is surely infection roulette?

 

BEELIN'.

You take this far too seriously, but it's ****ing hilarious all the same.

 

I'm not taking anything serious ya phud, I'm laughing at your stalkerish behaviour, ken.

 

Yes, so light-hearted and calm are your replies, everyone thinks you're a relaxed, witty and informed poster

 

I wouldn't class my fondness for hookers as work.

 

Yaaaaaaaaaawn...

 

Now, I'm just off to wash the cars and go to the gym, just incase you think I'm away in the huff pal! xx

 

xxx

 

You mean you're off to the gym to wash windscreens for spare change?

 

Medroism

 

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