Mouser Watch #2

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PleaseNotPoll said:
As funny as it sounds Notso, Liverpool might actually qualify through that method. I hadn't thought of it before, but they're currently third in the table, somehow.
http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/fair-play.html
England currently lie in 4th place though, so that'd rule it out. Only a one place improvement needed, though.

Dirtiest country in Europe, according to those rankings? Andorra. Not the first place that you'd think of, really.
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It doesn't sound funny one bit, it sounds like a worst nightmare!...just when you thought the week couldn't get any worse!
 
How much of a cut did Carroll get from that 35 mil?..................and is he playing for West Ham for nowt,with Poo still paying his wages?
 
From the general board; I was abroad on holiday when i saw a car with a sticker reading,I miss liverpool.So i smashed a window,stole the radio.and left a note saying i hope this helps!
 
Sewerez may well have signed a new contract and Liverpoo may well not want to sell him, but if Goofy decides he wants to leave for a CL club and more money there will be little the mousers can do to stop him.

Spurs have had this situation with Berbatosser and Gail Platt forcing moves away, and Sewerez is just the sort of character to do exactly the same.
 
Cockerel Barfly said:
Sewerez may well have signed a new contract and Liverpoo may well not want to sell him, but if Goofy decides he wants to leave for a CL club and more money there will be little the mousers can do to stop him.

Spurs have had this situation with Berbatosser and Gail Platt forcing moves away, and Sewerez is just the sort of character to do exactly the same.
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Bayern Munich under guardiola or liverpool under rogers. Good luck koppites
 
totsfan said:
From the general board; I was abroad on holiday when i saw a car with a sticker reading,I miss liverpool.So i smashed a window,stole the radio.and left a note saying i hope this helps!
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Hard to believe but it will be 27 yrs ago this October that PC Blakelock(RIP)lost his life in the line of duty.

That was around the time those stereotypical Scouse jokes were funny.
 
Cockerel Barfly said:
Sewerez may well have signed a new contract and Liverpoo may well not want to sell him, but if Goofy decides he wants to leave for a CL club and more money there will be little the mousers can do to stop him.

Spurs have had this situation with Berbatosser and Gail Platt forcing moves away, and Sewerez is just the sort of character to do exactly the same.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky!
 
Cockerel Barfly said:
Sewerez may well have signed a new contract and Liverpoo may well not want to sell him, but if Goofy decides he wants to leave for a CL club and more money there will be little the mousers can do to stop him.
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"Sewerez! He leaves when he wants!
He leaves when he wants!"



How many of us saw this coming, though? It was only a matter of time before Goofy got sick to death playing the bridesmaid, season in and season out. As much as I despise the buck-toothed racist-cheat, I have to admit that he's far too good for a mid-table side like 'Pool. Sure, 'Pool are now making all the kinds of noises we would have expected them to make, telling us that Goofy is going no where, but there are going to be a whole raft of clubs coming in for him during the Summer, as as soon as a club like Bayern, PSG, £ity, or Chavs start to express an interest, Goofy will be handing in a transfer request quicker than it takes for a Mouser to hand over his Giro to the Post Office, on dole-day. The only thing that galls me is that they'll probably get something decent for him, like £30 million, which will allow them to buy in a couple more players.

Mind you, with 'Pool's reputation for buying mainly donkeys, perhaps this isn't really something that I should worry about.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
"Sewerez! He leaves when he wants!
He leaves when he wants!"



How many of us saw this coming, though? It was only a matter of time before Goofy got sick to death playing the bridesmaid, season in and season out. As much as I despise the buck-toothed racist-cheat, I have to admit that he's far too good for a mid-table side like 'Pool. Sure, 'Pool are now making all the kinds of noises we would have expected them to make, telling us that Goofy is going no where, but there are going to be a whole raft of clubs coming in for him during the Summer, as as soon as a club like Bayern, PSG, £ity, or Chavs start to express an interest, Goofy will be handing in a transfer request quicker than it takes for a Mouser to hand over his Giro to the Post Office, on dole-day. The only thing that galls me is that they'll probably get something decent for him, like £30 million, which will allow them to buy in a couple more players.

Mind you, with 'Pool's reputation for buying mainly donkeys, perhaps this isn't really something that I should worry about.
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I must say the standard of your posts are going downhill, you where my favourite poster, you never failed to make me smile. Your far too good for juvenile nicknames, your 5th grade report card would read 'must try harder'. In any case, you could substitute the word 'Goofy' with 'Monkey Boy' and 'Mouser' with whatever you call yourselves, not exactly interesting is it?
 
Cockerel Barfly said:
Spurs have had this situation with Berbatosser and Gail Platt forcing moves away, and Sewerez is just the sort of character to do exactly the same.
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And you will soon have the same situation with monkey boy, when a 'big' club comes calling.
 
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