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Honeymoon Destinations

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Frank The Tank, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Crawley. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It's because I lived a life. I never spent it all in daddy's house.

    Sad ****er. <laugh>
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Live a life <laugh>

    No wonder, you've spent the last 3 years on here as a 28 year old, FFS!!

    How much longer until you're 29? <yikes>

    Were you born on Feb 29th and only count birthdays that fall on this date? :huh:
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    Get to Hawaii and drop in on a couple of the islands, flights between them are only about 20 minutes and you can go from active volcanoes that look like the surface of Mars to the greatest surf beaches in the world all on the same day.

    Exotic but they all speak the lingo, very independent and not like any other Americans I've met, they eat Spam and you can get your leg bitten off by a tiger shark. All round top destination.

    I wouldn't advise travelling there in one go, stop off at LA or San Francisco and you can always pop into Vegas as part of your outward or homeward journey. Actually, go to Vegas on your way back or else the entire holiday might be ruined if you spunk your cash on the tables.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Or worse, you might get jailed just for spunking on the tables.
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Why are you obsessing over my age when you should be putting a meal in the belly of yer weans?

    Pathetic ****
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Venom's lived a life <laugh>

    **** right off <rofl>

    you've never even touched a vagina
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    Well, if you roll your dice long enough that is bound to happen.
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    he's taking a year out <rofl>
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    28 nigh on 3 years <laugh>

    That is the essence of pathetic.

    Staving off the mid-life crisis pretending to be 28. <yikes>

    "Um in ma late 20's mammy"

    "Paul? 43 isn't late 20's now put that toilet brush back in my arse"
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Aye, I've been 28 for 3 years.

    You really a pathetic beeler.

    When are you going to feed your kids? Wee ****s look like a Comic Relief appeal
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh>

    Deluded prick that he is.
     
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  13. VenomPD

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    It's all true, same as you sleep in the same bed as your father every single night.

    Neville sleep with Daddy
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Old sausage coupon is off the beelometer scale yet again.

    Expect him to vanish for another month a la Fat Tuna.
     
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  15. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    ER, Nev and EDGE.

    3 utter spastics.

    1 a failed businessman

    1 a failed marriage

    1 lives with daddy and he's nearly 30.
     
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  16. EDGE.

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    Case closed your honour.

    Beetroot Bertie - Guilty. <applause>
     
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  17. VenomPD

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    Feed your kids, child abuser.
     
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  18. EDGE.

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    You couldn't make it up either.

    Face like a baboons arse after eating a curry.
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    Aye, because there is food in my house.

    Feed your kids
     
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  20. EDGE.

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Face like an orange peel.

    #Cellulite
     
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