The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Threaten to kill and eat his pets.

 

I'm not really mad about it, if you dislike the club then it is the kind of thing that you would say, I get that. However he as a journalist should be a bit more professional so I thought I'd pull him up on it and I'm having a bit of fun doing so.

I'm not one for getting very wound up but he is taking the piss a bit from a Liverpool fan point of view so I thought I'd fight our corner a bit.

 

I'm trying to engage him before moving on to that.

 

Tell him you're stood close enough to smell his cologne and you've for a knife..

 

Yeah that's fair enough. If you do kill and eat his pet though can you put some pics up?

 

Suarez's latest interview has effectively invited offers, even though he loves Liverpool more than life itself.

 

To be fair that entire column is largely a piss take. He's taken the piss out of City for the massive wages they pay Toure and Arsenal for the usual no trophies. If you've read some of his previous he's also done similar for Chelsea, Utd, Real and Bayern.

You should feel proud that Liverpool is still considered a big enough club to be worthy of a piss take

 

Didn't know that, so I probably shouldn't have hounded him on Twitter then?

 

Swarbs, can you do an ip check on who is pretending to be a second account of mine? That shumagwy or something like that is pretending to be my second account. I don't have a second account. I suspect it is that childish twat ze.

 

I have no idea who anyone is anymore, it's fortunate that I don't really care.

I thought you were Shum and Tunns was Charlie and Kippax, Ruffian must be around somewhere aswell?

 

I wasn't aware Charliesheenscokedealer had been banned

Shumagwy is not Ze. It's not even a Liverpool fan. I'll let you guess who it might be

 

Sweats is in the picture. It's Luvgonzo's fault.

 

well who the **** is it then.. and stop blowing my cover.

 

Check your messages....on your other account...you single accounter...

 

Right I'm now upto speed.

 

Will someone please tell me who is who via PM ?

 

Let me know who is who please !

Ta

Jeff

 

I am Shumagwy. You can call me Shummy.

 

I'm Ruffian!!

Not a different account, just a different name.

 

Oh yeah just noticed the sea lion thing in your sig. So Charles must be Tunns? Who the **** is Shum then if not sweats. Can I get in on this PM thing?