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Medro's quest to become a father

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Thank you. You really should, why not, that's what I say. Find a woman and blow the load in her. Easy.

    That really would be something. I can picture it now, both of them linking up and scoring a cracking winning goal against the tims then running over to us standing in the Kirk Broadfoot stand and giving us the Red Hand Salute.

    Us being proud fathers look at each other and then return the gesture.

    Awwwwww.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> ****ing magic mate, on that note, I'm off out for a few pints to celebrate the impending birth of our future Rangers playing sons!
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hahaha, yeah, I realised you were just saying what toby said after I posted it, I'm a bit slow today, as I wasn't drinking last night!
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ER is also gay for me. Hence his jealousy and animosity of Toby.
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Big date for Medro this weekend with possibly the soon to be mother of his unborn child.

    Not sure whether to go with the skinny jeans and shirt (top button in of course) or the slacks, polo shirt and pullover tied over the shoulders (with sunglasses).

    I will no doubt be piercing holes in my condoms, just in case she insists we use protection 1st time round.
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it Mindy?
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    skinny jeans are for 14 year old boys and anorexic women.
     
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  9. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I was only jokin Jen, I wouldn't want to squish up my junk and indanger my future children.
     
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  10. monacoger

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    Tags

    *jenadmitsshesafatboot*
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Sorry, got the last one wrong

    *jenadmitsshesafatoldboot*
     
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  12. seanDCFC

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    Medro wears skinny jeans, what a ****ing *** **** <laugh>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    But damn does the boy look good in them.
     
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  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    But I also wear slacks, polo shirts and jumpers over my shoulders.

    P.S. I'm not homosexual.

    Sorry.

    X
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    *doesjensbumlookbiginthis?*
    *youbetherspottyarseitdoes*
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Then you must be French.
     
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  17. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Not french either, that's just how we dress at the country club.
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    nah, i just havent got chicken legs like medro.

    EDIT - kate upton is a good example of chicken legs
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think you meant KFC and Pud <ok>
     
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  20. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I don't have chicken legs Jennifer.

    Kate Upton (and myself) have wonderful legs, don't be jealous.
     
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