PPI Calls

3 so far this morning, on my mobile. I average 6 per day.

****ing bastard pain in the arse things.

A tip - Don't EVER put your real phone number into those comparison websites.

I learned too late.

 

Desperate, auld cow.

 

What a tragic existence.

 

What a pair of rancid fannies you two are

 

You've got a brass neck talking about rancid fannies hen.

 

shut yer trap ya big flouncy cerise wearing crinoline worshipping badger blower.

 

I get them too, they piss me off no end. **** knows how you get about 6 of them, I get a couple a week.

Edge is just jealous because no one ever rings him

 

Never heard of a comma ya fat, ugly bint?

 

You put them all in your cous cous ya wet fart of a ****.

 

Am gonny have two peaces n' crispy bacon.

 

Don't think there's a space in couscous.

 

I think there's an I in pieces.

 

Blue peter badge winging it's way to you.

Don't care.

 

Anyone else notice she spelt "PIE" wrong in the thread title?

 

I think you should go **** yourself, Fraser.

 

Might be. Cos it's slang for sandwich I've never been sure of the spelling.

 

Away tae ****. Blue Peter are an enemy of Rangers. I would think.

 

Preferable to ****ing you ya amorphous midden.

 

I bet you've got on ribbed tights today coz of the cold weather.

Ya uber ***got.