Rio Ferdinand withdraws from Nigelshire squad

How many Africans play for Scotland?

 

They could certainly do with a few, atleast the likes of Ireland and Wales can produce the odd quality player, were as Scotland's last one was probably as far back as Gordon Strachan

 

Ban the black bastards!

 

ram raiders ?

 

My ancestors were not Aberdonians.

 

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Maybe I'm being stupid here, but why do the 1st and the 3rd have "yolo" written on it? Is it egg and spoon talk or does it actually mean something? In fact, where is ER, he is down with this new wacky talk. ER and I are probably the most hip people here. And Hash also. We all went to Somalia and collected bees and hung out with pirates.

 

For the record, my mum brought me out some cadbury's cream eggs and some cadbury's mini eggs, they are banging!

 

I feel sick now.

 

I'm not surprised, you greedy bastard. You could have left some for for tomorrow.

 

It is tomorrow, it is 6.37(CET)

 

Aye, fair play mate. Night night

 

Night

 

She gave you those eggs for safekeeping ; they were her last throw of the IVF dice.