Did this the other day on a coaching course. pretty fun. You have to pick an animal Football team and why they are picked. Have a go! GK - Cat - reflexes LB - Tiger - Balance of speed and size CB - Bear - Huge, aggressive and quick CB - Rhino - Strong and fast RB - Horse - Fast with stamina RW - Leopard - Very fast CM - Bull - Stamina, speed and aggression CM - Panther - Elegant playmaker. Also quick LW - Racehorse - Strong and fast ST - Cheetah - Very fast ST - Giraffe - Height to win headers
GK: Giant octopus LB: Polar bear CB: Polar bear CB: Polar bear RB: Polar bear LW: Polar bear CM: Polar bear CM: Polar bear RW: Polar bear ST: Polar bear ST: Polar bear Ain't no ****er getting past ten polar bears and a giant octopus.
GK: Octopus LB: Blood Hound - stamina to bomb forward, good instincts and always knows how to track back and get stuck into the opposition. CB: Gorilla - Strong and fast. Gets stuck in and lets the striker know who's boss. Good old fashioned Terry Butcher type! CB: RB: Sheep Dog - the smaller, more intelligent member of the back 4. Totally disciplined, knows exactly where to be and at exactly the right time. CDM: Bull - Powerful, fast and aggressive. Will lose his temper from time to time, but nobody messes with him on the pitch. RM: Greyhound - All out pace player. Can sometimes lose possession and doesn't have the greatest touch, but will get to that byline before anyone else. Not as skilled ast the LM but has far more enthusiasm. LM: Cheetah - Fastest player on the pitch and with more of a killer instinct than the RM. Can sometimes feel like he only needs to score/assist once in a game and does little else after that. CAM: Hawk - Graceful and calm. He will float around the pitch seeing things other players don't. Can be largely anonymous for long periods but will then come out of nowhere and produce a killer pass. CF: Wolf Spider - Aggressive, not as mobile as the ST, seems to bring down every ball that comes his way though. Great in the box, will pounce on anything during a goalmouth scramble! ST: Tiger Shark - Fast, powerful, the ultimate predator. Can never stop moving!
i saw some chavs playing football with a hedgehog the other day I was horrified! I was about to ring up the RSPCA until I saw the hedgehog had just gone 1 nil up
GK - Octupus Lb - Bull Cb - Polar Cb - grizzly Rb - Gorilla Lm - Cheetah Cm - Tiote (absoloute animal ) Cm - Horse Rm - Tiger Cf - Snake St - Lion
GK: Blue Whale (That already guarantees a clean sheet) LB: Lion CB: Polar Bear CB: Hippo RB: Rhino DM: Bull LM: Emu RM: Kangaroo AM: Cheetah ST: Goat (Like the one from Jackass) ST: Tiger
GK: Honey Badger RB: Honey Badger CB: Honey Badger CB: Honey Badger LB: Honey Badger RM: Honey Badger CM: Honey Badger CM: Honey Badger LM: Honey Badger ST: Honey Badger ST: Honey Badger Simples..............
Our team: Harper: Sloth (2-1 down with 5 mins left and he'll be acting as if we're 4-0 up in a friendly) Jose: Bull (obvious) Coloccini: Fox (mixes skill with incredible brains) Saylor: Stampeding elephant (don't get in the ****ing way!!!) Simpson: Cat (stops and nearly ****s itself if you go towards it, before running backwards) Gutierrez: Giraffe (finds it hard to stand up) Tiote: Tiote Nolan: Cow (maybe not the most appealing, but does more than most other animals what with making milk, cheese etc) Barton: Llama (angry, but educated) Ben Arfa: Leopard Ameobi: Deer (on ice)
Expected to see a video of people kicking a hedgehog around a field or something here. Anyway, the hell with the whole animal kingdom, I'm convinced you can do the whole team with apes and monkeys: GK - Gibbon (massive arms) LB - Squirrell Monkey (cos i did this one last and had run out of monkeys) CB - Mandrill (brutal son of a bitch) CB - Mountain Gorilla (see above) RB - Spider Monkey (fast and tireless, likes to piss off predators by throwing **** at them) RW - Macaque (small, nippy, hyperactive) CM - Bonobo Chimp (intelligent, probably good at feeding inventive balls through since it has inventive ways of feeding itself) CM - Orangutan (intelligent, defense minded) LW - Capuchin (small, nippy, hyperactive) CF - Baboon (total bully) CF - Howler monkey (strikes fear into other animals so could probably strike balls into nets)
