The poll is ambiguous. Are we voting for the blandest biscuit, or the best of the listed bland biscuits? In terms of blandness: Rich Tea > Digestive > Choccy Hob Nob In terms of which I'd rather eat: Choccy Hob Nob > Digestive > Rich Tea
Are you saying my Hob-Nobs are bland? I can assure you they are made with the finest organic, dairy-free milk chocolate and a crumbly but solid base ideal for dunking in either tea or coffee. I'm rather proud of them in fact. There's a bit of me in everyone of them.
These things are relative. They're certainly not as bland as a Rich Tea or a digestive, but they're no Viennese Whirl.
No place in the Grove household for a Rich Tea. Might as well eat dust. Have you tried a digestive with a bit of Red Leicester cheese? Lovely. I think it was my own successful post on biscuits some time ago that concluded the chocolate hob nob was the undisputed king of the dunkers. The chocolate starts to melt when dipped in the tea but the oats in the biscuit holds its shape to create the perfect dunk. Everything else is piff and tosh.
