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St. Patricks Day( Lá Fhéile Pádraig)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Mar 17, 2013.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I went to my first ever st patricks day bash at the local village hall last night ; 5.30pm today and Ive still got a bastard hangover.

    I blame the irish.
     
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  4. Secret ranger

    Secret ranger New Member

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    We all blame the Irish
     
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  5. THFC6061

    THFC6061 Well-Known Member

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    Q: Why aren't there any snakes in Ireland?

    A: Because they can't swim and don't like the cold. Nope, nothing to do with St. Patrick.

    Ireland isn't the only island without native snakes. New Zealand doesn't have any either (although it had a snaky reptile 20 million years ago). The only snakes near Hawaii are elusive sea snakes, and the island is pretty serious about keeping out the land varieties. We hear that Greenland and Antarctica are snake-free as well.

    Without flippers or boats, snakes have a hard time migrating across oceans. While some islands were once part of larger land masses or connected by land bridges, cold weather and bad timing have conspired to keep snakes away from the green hills of Eire.

    Researchers believe that snakes evolved about 100 million years ago on the super-continent Gondwanaland, which slowly broke into Antarctica, South America, Africa, India, and Australia. That helped snakes get around the world, although at that time, Ireland was still under the sea. As the waters receded, snakes found new and exciting homes, but not in Ireland.

    Snakes are cold-blooded creatures, and they can't knit cozy sweaters to survive in Ireland's chill. The country was covered by glaciers for ages, and it only thawed about 15,000 years ago. By then, no land bridges existed between England and Ireland, so any snakes pining for a Guinness were trapped in the land of fish and chips.
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    cool story

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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What did St Patrick say to the snakes when he was driving them out of the country?"Are yez alright in the back there lads"
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hope all the irish enjoy today...

    Have a pint on me:

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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Have a pint on me as well <ok>

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  10. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    St Patrick would beat Abraham in a fight. FACT.
     
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  11. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Just for clarity, a guy who believes in divine planning permission is telling folk that a myth they don't actually believe anyway is not true...

    Glad that is settled.
     
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  12. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Chop your ****ing head off.
     
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  13. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    A cry for help from an attention whore. Worse than Toby<doh>
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Glad you reminded me. I have to drive across North London later today, best be on my guard against reeling drunks stepping out in front of me. Nearly killed about eight old paddy geezers last year.
     
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  15. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    I know we supposedly get them, but I've never seen a snake in this country:biggrin:
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have. Seen an Adder when ah was a kid on holiday in Torquay.
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I had never seen a wild snake in Britain until 2 years ago, I've since seen 2 more. First was in Herts, the others in Cambs, one not far from a river, one in a lake and one basking in the road.
     
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  18. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    I would run a mile if I seen a snake, glad we don't get any dangerous ones over here:biggrin:
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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    The adder's bite can be fatal but don't worry, they are mostly attracted to damp places such as bathrooms and behind the toilet.
     
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  20. King Shergar

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    Fatal to a toddler or a small dog, if it was left untreated. I doubt it could ever be fatal to a fully grown adult. You'd probably just feel abit ill :biggrin:
     
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