NewYear used to be good... hit pub for a few, head home for some before the bells, grab cairry oot...head to mumerous parties.
No, you are thinking of the river in Chicago, which they strangely named, the Chicago River! ****ing arseholes.
You can't drink the Scotch. You'd need to liquidise them first and it appears the Scotch don't believe in Liquidation.
I think it's only the irish and english still use the word Scotch to descrive the Scottish people or the Scots. Oh, and maybe thick yanks.
It Isnae my gag. Stewart Lee and Richard Herring use it all the time. It is generally a slow burner but eventually a Scotch person will snap "SCOTTISH!!!" Is it bigoted to hate? Well a Yorkshirian philosopher once mused as to the French origins of the word "Les bigot" meaning "ah may eve spokken out of term Ann ah a now trying to....ow u say?.... Extricate maself from zees mess, so I we eel make eeet up"
Two very funny men... Richard Herring writes in the Metro very Friday - very funny and brightens up a commute to work.
For fans of podcasting, Richard Herring does LOADS. His current one is Talking Cock which is a promo for his tour and book of the same name.