The Official Everton & Liverpool Banter Thread!

Sounds like you lot were as poor today, as we were last week

 

Liking the sound of that

 

Bit of luck Davey boy will wake up and give Barclay a run out...

 

They are better opponents. We were away from home. We scored a goal.

This isn't much comfort though.

 

There's a difference between banter and personal attacks, you've never really been able to distinguish between the two....

 

lol it's only ever 'banter' when it from a Kopite eh Toddy lad

Daft ****

 

*Handsome man enters the room*

 

Hi

 

Did someone call a plumber wit a handle bar moustache?

 

I'm going, hand me my coat seeing as you're in the closet already

 

How the fcuk they didn't put 5 or 6 past you I'll never know tbh they missed a good few sitters aswell

 

I know, everyone watching the game knew, poor finishing

How happy you were as each goal went in is a measure of how bitter you are I never watch Everton play EVER

 

So if Everton are the live game, you NEVER watch it? & if you did watch it, that would somehow make you 'bitter'?

lol, the thought process is astounding.

Wanting your rivals to lose is how it works btw, see your bile filled hate of United for details.

 

FFS

 

I watched MOTD I don't understand how that makes me bitter tbh? How many watch MOTD that's loads of bitter people? You have to watch other teams play from time to time otherwise you won't know their week points/how they play etc...

Are scouts and Managers bitter when they watch opposing teams a couple of weeks before playing?

I wasn't smiling by the way I was pissing myself laughing same as you when Wigan smashed us fellow bitterboy ha ha

 

Wanting your rivals to lose? Abso-smegging-lutely

To have to sit down and watch the ****ers? No chance.

 

I watch every PL game that I can (plus some Championship & Spanish) cause I love the game.

If you lot are on, I'll always watch if I can, as I'm interested in how you're playing etc & of course hoping that you get arse raped

 

I watch Man Utd games until it is fairly obvious that they will win I then turn it off.

 

I like to follow as much as I can too, but only have time for interesting games. For example, I turned on the Everton v Wigan game when you went 0-1 down because I was expecting Everton to win so it could have been an interesting fight. I turned it off again 3 minutes later when it was 0-3 and you had no chance.

 

I must admit I cracked another can when the second went In at St Mary's lol that was getting boring aswell lol

Interesting how 1 or 2 of your kopite mates never watch Everton does that Include the Derbies pmsl