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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    When I was just a little boy
    I asked my mother what would I be
    Would I play Football
    or Play for the Gas

    Heres what she said to me
    Wash your mouth out son
    you'll never play for the scum
    Wash yer mouth out Aye
    we're City til we die

    Couple of months later
    I said again what will I be
    I've been offered a contract
    to play for the sheep
    Heres what she said to me

    You can't be a bottler son
    It's something you've never done
    you'd not be happy at the franchise aye
    better wait and see what comes by

    About a week later I said
    I know what I will be
    I've been offered a contract
    to play for the REDS
    heres what she said to me

    Told you to wait my son
    Footie under S O'D is right my boy
    Onwards and upwards with the REDS my son
    and what will be will be

    Last bit needs a little work on it but I'll leave that to shiny whilst he's singing his little chant
     
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  2. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    The new Bretti song.....

    :emoticon-0159-music Eastend Hairy Bretti

    and his mate the Yetti

    Down to watch the City

    On a Cider train

    Was being a total pain

    :emoticon-0159-music

    NEXT LINE PLEASE.......>>>>>>>.
     
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  3. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    A clip round the ear
     
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  4. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Because of his ridicules hairy rear
     
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  5. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    created an enormous tear
     
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  6. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You bunch of ****s <laugh>



    But he might win championship thread of the year <whistle>
     
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  7. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    By everyone near
     
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  8. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Who said, " Very Queer"...
     
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  9. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    The new Bretti song.....

    :emoticon-0159-music Eastend Hairy Bretti

    and his mate the Yetti

    Down to watch the City

    On a Cider train

    Was being a total pain


    A clip around the ear

    Because of his ridicules hairy rear

    created an enormous tear

    But he might win championship thread of the year

    By everyone near


    Who said, " Very Queer"...



    :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  10. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    As most seem to be going to Charlton I think we should sing it there lol
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Ill join in <laugh>
     
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  12. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Oi, he's counting and comparing our threads again, what is up with him........?
     
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  13. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    It was a response to Massives comment about lack of posts.

    You're becoming obsessive old chap.
     
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  14. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Thanks for the explanation but there is nothing obsessive about questioning stupidity..........
     
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  15. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Says you who comes over here to explain <laugh>
     
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  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Apologies I forgot my manners.......

    Good Evening ****heads <ok>

    :)
     
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  17. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    D'evnin gobshite
     
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  18. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I've been on this thread from its humble beginnings as I'm hoping to be the last person to post. :)
     
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  19. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    The closest you will get will be 2nd last. Like you are now ;)
     
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  20. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Maybe.....maybe not :D

    Noticed the revival of Natches old thread on here, fair shout <ok>

    We had some great banter on general chat in the early days of not606 he was always sharp as a tack. Despite his poor taste in football teams he was the sort of bloke I would have got on with in "real life".
     
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