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A trip to the dentist...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hugh Briss, Mar 15, 2013.

  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It should have been straight-forward enough really, but a couple of issues presented themselves.

    Firstly, I questioned the qualifications of the gentleman who was due to do my 'work'.

    I suggested that if he was a fully qualified Dentist, why did he still have the word 'Practice' above the door?

    No way is somebody practice-ing on me! :emoticon-0103-cool:

    Once he pointed out his certificates on the wall, I was re-assured and sat down.

    He already had his brand new 'scraper' in his hand as I entered the room, although nobody can blame me for questioning his qualifications before I let him put his glistening tool in my mouth...
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The ****s gave me the gas when I was eleven. I bet they fiddled with me when I was out of it. ****s.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Joker you are about as funny as Mindy <doh>
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Well that's kind of you to say.

    Let's see you present us with some daily genius then, Toby.

    No?

    You just like to piss-and-moan like an old woman, but never provide anything else.

    Simple facts.
     
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  5. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    toby is gay.

    all dentists are evil basterds.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Do you know why I don't bother making threads? They instantly get swamped by *****s like you and ER, so there's no ****ing point.

    Also, what the **** is the point in this thread? Apart from you're incredibly pathetic attempt at humour.

    **** off back to the Geordie board Joker, you're not welcome here <ok>
     
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  7. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Toby is gay. Joker is AIDS.

    That's why they're perfect for each other.
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What happened the other night between us doesn't make me gay Erik, the receiver is the gay one <diva>
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Toby is too scared to post threads in case people don't like them? <laugh>

    <tobyinpleaselikemeplea>
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Feel the love guys, feel the love :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

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    ***** ****
     
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  12. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Poor bullied tobes doesnt post topics <wah> <laugh>
     
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  13. gas

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    Lets all meet up for a fight, get the bad feeling over and done with :D
     
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  14. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    when?

    ill take toby first round :wink:
     
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  15. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    I'm hard as **** me like <keyboardwarriorsmiley>
     
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  16. gas

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    <laugh>

    It'll have to be next weekend<ok>

    I can't make this weekend, too busy. Definitely not Easter weekend as I have several church services to attend. :angel:
     
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  17. Huckerby_the_holy

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    Well im easily the strongest and best looking.

    Joker is actuallt funny but Tony isnt at all. Sad loser
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gas does that. He's a ****.
     
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  19. gas

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    <laugh>.
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I don't feel pain... <monster>

    Yeez iz aal foooked man! <grr>
     
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