Older women

nothing wrong with a woman of 53 years old

























if you happen to be 60

 

I remember when I was 27 having a drunken rumble with a 53 year old after our staff Xmas party.

Still gets brought up every now and again as a great source of amusement by my colleagues some 12 years later..

Great bunk up, but when I consider she would now be 65 it is less amusing.

 

If I thought this was any sort of reality I would say something stuffy and prudish!!
Squirrel .... this is just another rambling of alcohol fueled teenage angst-fuddled brain.

A randy hot 53 lady is not desperate to get in your trousers..... nor does your lady who is /or isn't carrying your babies object to you making lewd remarks to hot young things in bars, especially after you put her in her place .


And if you have the time to ask the advice of 30 internet strangers and one "mature" lady, then by now you have missed your chance....So dream on Stud

 

Christ Cerny, do tell us next time you're having a dump as well mate!

 

The problem there is you broke the golden rule. Half the oldest age and add 7, you've got to be that old to ride that person. (it works for both genders)

She was 53, half it for 26.5, add 7 for 33.5. If you weren't 33 or over you shouldn't have been there. (The irony in all this disapproval is when I was 27 I was breaking the rule the other way by getting involved with an 18 year old)

 

Tie a length of 4x2 across your arse so you do't fall in ............ ( well, it's not my fault, that's what I've been told ............ it was him! )

 

I can attest that menopause is likely just around the corner, so enjoy it while you can - I'm 60 this year, my wife is 53 (the year I was born). I have five beautiful daughters to my credit (12, 14, 17, 18 & 20) so back in those days of procreation I certainly wasn't firing blanks, as I am now, having been put out to pasture for the knackers yard.

On the subject of sex, I must admit that I certainly would like to have more of it, but so far have kept peter pecker in the pants. Who needs it anyway when you have QPR and you lot!

A close former school pal of mine, living in the suburbs, working in the City of London confided with me a few years back that he used to have life so good - 2 kids, 2 cars, 2 cats, 2 dogs, but he ended up with 2 women in his life and that ended his marriage - last I heard he seemed happy with his batchelor lifestyle, living in a luxury flat in the City 5 mins away from his office. On football, we always had friendly rivalries as he was a lifelong Spurs fan and myself QPR. I really should look him up and come over from Canada for a QPR v Spurs grudge match sometime soon - maybe I could sew some wild oats on that trip with a slutty brassy barmaid! Just dreaming!

 

On the subject of sex, I must admit that I certainly would like to have more of it, but so far have kept peter pecker in the pants. Who needs it anyway when you have QPR and you lot!

Certainly QPR can F*** you up

 

Wow - another 'quality' thread....

 

I think it's very plain lads and Beth

Cerny needs our help and love

Maybe we should hold a gathering where we could penetrate him with objects so it gets all this out his system

Swords I said objects not parts of ones self

 

its beats being a miserable sod fella, get a life and stop obsessing over me. Jealousy is a powerful emotion, you should learn to control it, dismissed.

 

Hey Beth what happened to you ? You used to be so nice and now your only interested in digging me out, if you don't like a certain thread don't read it, quite a lot of people have commented in here without getting nasty which suggests you may well be the one with the problem, I've no problem with piss taking but your only interested in a row..

Sorry if you don't like to hear the truth but frankly that's your issue and isn't mine

 

i was nobbing an 'elderly' doris in Bournemouth last summer and it was ok until we had a row..
i told her to "act her age" and she dropped down dead..

 

Best to go out with people close to one's own age although I did have a 28 year old girlfriend when I was 23 and my first wife was 3 years old than me, I was 25.

Plenty of time to get old later unfortunately, that applies to both sexes.

 

pros and cons pros and cons

 

The only obsession on here is your pathological need to post crap and draw comment (and yes, I know that my commenting here is rather ironic). Whether it's about signings, women or anything else - it's all attention seeking bollocks from you, isn't it..... Dismissed.

 

You know what they say don't you, willy ? If you don't like it do one.

i suspect i know what your real issue is but out of respect I won't put it on here

 

You both just made my day

 

Sorry - I don't see your name in the URL of this board, or on the list of Admins, so I don't think you can tell me what to do or not do.

And if you want to try and be all clever and make any insinuations, just come out and say it - I'm sure that the rest of us on here will be most interested in yet another load of crap spouted from the mouth of the almight Cerny.....

 

I'm busy day today willy, it's been a pleasure, cheerio