A good excuse for going out to avoid that ****e on TV!!! Fancy dress in my work tomorrow... £3 fine if ye dont dress up. I paid it today!
I'm lying, there was this bloke who got his head shaved. Given that I shave my head every couple of months or so, was wondering why I was handing over a tenner for him to do the same.
I ****ing hate Comic Relief. It should be done for false advertising, as it is neither comical nor relieving.
I don't understand why watching the likes of James Corden and Sarah Milican offend my TV into wishing it pixelated itself to destruction would make people want to hand cash over to keep African dictators in constant supply of hookers, jewels, ****e clothes and guns. Nothing more than a celebrity pissing contest with a side order of guilt.
I'll be watching to see what Helen Skelton is going to wear. If she shows off her cleavage it will be an early night for me and Mrs Grove and I might ask her to pretend she has got a listhp to make the experience even more enjoyable. That is about as close as I will get because there is no way I am going to be able to get my wife to pretend to be a slim blonde hotty with big tits. If Skelton offered to strip off for donations to Comic (hand) Relief they'd make a fortune.